TOLD YA SO!
When Rep. Anthony Weiner wouldn’t come right out and say it wasn’t his crotch in that photo and was doing his best Bill Clinton impersonation (“You know, I can’t say with certitude”) it was a dead give away that within days we’d be seeing him do the politician’s version of a perp walk – which is a “perp talk” at a podium where they stand, try and act remorseful, then apologize to their family and constituents…bla bla
And Weiner never admitted or apologized for blaming and naming blogger Andrew Breitbart as being the hacker knowing all along it wasn’t true:
What is the matter with these people?
What I find Really Unreal is this guy says in the past 3 years he has done this with 6 other women! Once this hit the media didn’t he think it would all come out? How could he honestly think he could lie his way clear of this? And how many weiner dogs are there in Congress who haven’t been exposed for exposing?
This nonsense takes up media coverage of things that are important. No one is talking about the high unemployment rates, getting off a stupid dependence on foreign oil, the national debt – nothing but weiner jokes and weiner talk. And it’s partly our own faults for actually giving this air and blog time.
In the news business the mantra once was “If it bleeds – it leads.” Now that’s changed to “If it’s cock – it rocks!” So here’s what I propose………
A NATIONAL DAY OF POLITICAL PENIS AMNESTY!
I propose that we call for one day a year when all politicians and public figures who have done something as hound doggish as Weiner can come forward and share their penis pics, their Twitter twats, their Facebook fuck ups and just get it all over with on one day. The media will have 24 hours to take it all in, the talking heads can give it as much head time as they want and then that’s it – we get back to business.
We could make it a national holiday. People can gather in sports bars in front of big screen jumbo trons to critique and evaluate each politician’s whore-or story. There could be an award show emcee’d by Larry Flint. There could be parades with floats. Maybe even a realty series called “Cock Blocked: Death of a Political Career” where they all go into a community house and vote out the guy with either the smallest dick or the worst taste in bimbos. They could have immunity challenges where they get another day in the house for going down on a Fox news talking head since most of the players will end up Republicans anyway.
The sad truth is Weiner isn’t the first nor will he be the last politician to get caught with his pants down in one form or another. At present I still think Da Arnold takes the cake this season for screwing the hired help, having her and her kid around for ten years in his own home with his wife and his kids. So far he takes the cake for the slimiest scuzz ball this year. But hey, it’s only June – there’s still time.